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did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed

Use of Profanity With Age

8 years old:oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
18 years old:WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.